Midlands 5 East (North), Sat 1 Dec 2007

Hamians 36 - Uni of Derby 7

Been quiet caus held hostage in deepest darkest derbyshire as caused by pet viper shaun and appartently insulted some ones parents and was held hostage my religious fanatics called Derek Skinners peoples republic of Bozzer ALLA Red Army

lukilee someone forked out ransom and they released me last week but had to wait till friday for weeklee bus

Well maney happi returns of the season

Sat at the pont was glorious , having shut the co op i had no santa sat job so went down to support the lads

two teams at home and two wins ,,,seconds spirit obviously rubbed off and firsts came out fighting

i only cought glimpses as of action but 36 points to 7 sounds more like it

afterwards the talk was upbeat and at the bar where me old mates duncs and gollum ..well blow me down when they said the played

add them ages up and they are over a hundred ....

Duncs hair cut was almost pony tail in length but he was well happy with life and his performance

gollum described his entrance as the lone rider from the east , coming to rescue the young upstarts ...livs in a DREAM AND IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE

when he told me he played scrum half i thought perhaps he was mistaken amd had forgot positions but lamin purred about his rapier like service all day , and rhys said was he on speed or does he always run about like that , twating peolple and mutering under his breath

leavy apparently stopped yorkie buying a jug early in the game with a storming break and line at mercy , gave yorkie no chance with crap pass

scorers wher Rhys , callum , lamin , yorkie 2 and some else plus 3 kicks

well done lads

on the smaller theatre ...big rich and boys bagged 8 tries to triumph 48 - 7 against meden vale ....this meant 2 bonus points as well as 2 for the win

another fact was the first time two father and son combination were on the pitches with Adam Gray and Charlie and also Pikey Mike and son Tom Leavy in action

Gollum we do have a youth policy but young draper is 17 yrs off playin g so u better dubbin them boots

well done all the lads and also female supporters on the touchline ( THE LAD FROM MEDEN VALE THOUGHT THE TOTTY WAS SOUND AND LAY ON THE TOUCHLINE FOR AT LEAST 20 MINS HOPIN ONE OF YOU WOULD TALK TO HM

CAROLS BY CANDLE LIGHT ON WEDS ..7-7.30 START IN THE HOLE

cRAIG HAS VOLUNTERRED FOR the solo in Once in Royal in punishment for his mazin runs AND GRAZZIN for the seconds as he ran twice the length of the pitch sideways and ended up where he started !!!!

off to get some xMAS TREES any purchasers ...good value , and with cleaners engines they wont stink so much this year ....buy by the foot