Date of Birth: 16/4/1961
Birth Place: Solihull (Wales)
Height: Too short for my weight
Weight: hopefully getting less
Favoured Position(s): Inside Centre (but has played everywhere bar Prop)

Number of seasons: 29 - over 600 games
Boshability: 3
Beer/Tour Value: 7
Skill Factor: 5
SinBin Rating: 4
Number of haircuts: too infrequent!
Showboating: 3
Injury Factor: 5

(ratings out of 10 apart from number of seasons and number of haircuts)