Date of Birth:
Birth Place: Bristol
Height:
Weight:
Favoured Position(s): Back Row (or anywhere he is put)

Number of seasons:
Boshability: 3
Beer/Tour Value: 7 ( specialises in delayed hangovers)
Skill Factor: 5
SinBin Rating: 4
Number of haircuts: 3
Showboating: 3
Injury Factor: 10

(ratings out of 10 apart from number of seasons and number of haircuts)