Date of Birth: Elizabeth was on the throne
Birth Place: Ashby-de-la-Zouche
Height: 6ft 1
Weight: Hefty
Favoured Position(s): Prop

Number of seasons: approx 25
Boshability: 5
Beer/Tour Value: 8
Skill Factor: 3
SinBin Rating: 4
Number of haircuts: 1
Showboating: 1
Injury Factor: 2

(ratings out of 10 apart from number of seasons and number of haircuts)